ACROSS

 1 Indian garment

 5 "... and make it fast!"

 9 Bettor's bet

14 Queenly role for Liz

15 Old king of rhyme

16 "Come here ___?"

17 Curriculum sessions to overcome

20 Man from Katmandu

21 It's held in the hold

22 .com kin

23 Adj. modifier

25 Advanced degree in

mathematics

26 Bit in a feedbag

29 CD track

31 "I saw a mouse!"

33 Seize before it passes

35 Brushes with the law

38 Typewriter type size

39 Traffic jam causes, sometimes

41 Blithering fool

43 "For fun it's a wonderful toy" item

44 Applesauce topper

46 "Help!" et al.

47 "Graphic" opening

51 Word preceding a woman's birth name

52 Rugged coastline feature

54 "Quiet on the ___!"

56 Third-Sunday-in-June honoree

57 Turn a deaf ___ (ignore)

59 Apply improperly

61 Tripper-uppers

65 Bad and then some

66 Cafeteria offering

67 Bottom-of-the-barrel stuff

68 Christmas dinner bird

69 "To be," for Caesar

70 Classic Icelandic poetry