Puzzle

ACROSS

  1 Concept

  5 Egg drop experiment sound

 10 Tennis icon Arthur

 14 Jelly or cinnamon treat

 15 Australian "bear"

 16 Consume Bon Appetit, say

 17 "Can you take this back? I ordered pie, but ___"

 20 What a visor provides

 21 Stereotypical rancher's nickname

 22 "Geez Louise!"

 23 Indian lentil dish

 25 Soccer great Hamm

 26 "C'mon, I asked for Cheerios, but ___"

 33 Well, in Marseille

 34 "Coming 2 America" prince

 35 Road side

 37 De Armas of "Knives Out"

 38 Gave the rundown

 40 Zippo

 41 Shout before "Polo!"

 43 Resume file extension, often

 44 Any property, in a real estate empire

 46 With 48-Across, "Seriously? I said 'panini,' but ___"

 48 See 46-Across

 50 Soft-serve chain

 52 French school

 54 Profit's counterpart

 57 Make, as an income

 58 Tree's smaller relative

 59 Cut with scissors

 60 "I've had it! Can I ___?"

 63 Pirate's domain

 64 Fair-hiring inits.

 65 Be nosy

 66 "Let Me Blow Ya Mind" rapper

 67 Boat for animal pairs

 68 Hair salon goo

 69 Nickname that sounds like a hearty dish

 70 Go out with

DOWN

  1 Showy flower

  2 "The lady ___ protest ..."

  3 Disney snow queen

  4 Folktale with a genie

  5 Hit the slopes

  6 Competitor in a verbal slam

  7 Nightgown fabric

  8 Late host Trebek

  9 Eastern philosophy

 10 Like the word "gadzooks"

 11 Stitched line

 12 Maori dance

 13 Biblical paradise

 18 Shepherd's pie morsels

 19 Covering for a Kiss

 24 Untrustworthy sort

 25 Bernie Sanders pic with the line "I am once again asking," e.g.

 26 Singer Turner

 27 Danger of falling in love

 28 Play hooky

 29 Placed on a peg, in golf

 30 Honey thieves that Pooh fears

 31 Total buzzkills

 32 New York canal

 33 Loud punch sound

 36 Three-filling sandwich, for short

 38 Feathery garment

 39 Patriotic women's org.

 42 Model Blac ___

 45 Chip dip

 47 Exam taker

 49 Pictures made of ASCII characters, e.g.

 50 Thompson of "Thor: Ragnarok"

 51 Salty bud

 53 Man-mouse link

 55 Tool for draining canned beans

 56 Retail therapy indulgence

 61 Beer barrel

 62 Manhattan coll.

Solution

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