Never sleep with a virgin

By Amulet Mok Source:Global Times Published: 2013-5-12 19:43:01

You ever have that very moment when every single cell of your body was aroused and your body was open for anything? And all of a sudden, the guy just stopped right then and there because he found you lying there like a starfish?

Me too. I had to beg the guy to continue to take my virginity. I wish the ground could open and swallow me up. I was 23 and thought I was too old to be a virgin.

In a country where the majority of men all fancy of taking a girl's virginity to boost their ego, many women were surprised that their virginity freaks out many foreigners.

The average age of losing your virginity in China is 21.9. So if you are going to sleep with a 30-year-old virgin, before you do anything, you have to ask yourself this question, "How on earth did she end up a virgin at 30?"

When it comes to deflowering a virgin over 25 or 30, the potential for a guy to freak out is high.

It is known that many women's first time is an emotional experience, a combination of blood, panic, guilt, pain and tears. And most of the time it is guaranteed to be bad sex. All pain, no orgasm.

Still, many of my foreign friends chose to ignore reality and take the plunge. It is because Chinese women are "smart, sweet and smoking hot," one of my friends explained. Soon he found out that the "smart, sweet and smoking hot Chinese woman in her late 20s" he devirginized turned into a clingy lover and stalker. He freaked out and left her.

The next thing he knew she was ambushing him on his way home, telling all their mutual friends that he "played" her, kicking his door in at midnight and waking up all the neighbors. Another friend had to call the police for a restraining order.

Sometimes a devirginized woman could be as toxic as the smog in Beijing.

We now know many foreigners are planning to leave the capital due to the pollution, but I wonder how many of them are thinking about leaving thanks to the women they bedded.

In a word, never sleep with a virgin. It is more of a headache than anything. Well, you can thank me later. But if you still want to do it, please use a condom.

Condoms are just like women, they can be very annoying sometimes, but you can't have sex without them.
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