Puzzle

 ACROSS



  1 Texture of dry hair

  6 Wile E. Coyote's vendor

 10 Closes, as a pencil pouch

 14 Dutch-speaking Caribbean island

 15 Pre-calc class

 16 Unwelcome smell

 17 Played Grand Theft Auto, for example

 18 Stoner's water pipe

 19 What Pig-Pen is covered in

 20 Green-and-orange cereal

 22 Wee bit

 23 Either half of a colon

 24 First vice president

 26 Revenue minus costs

 30 Infant ailment

 32 Divulge

 33 New Yorker's toll payment device

 37 Word used twice in the golden rule

 38 Lieu

 39 State known for its caucus

 40 Doctor or lawyer, perhaps, to your mother?

 42 Shrek and Fiona

 43 Hamas rival

 44 Give a time-out, say

 45 Southern dish often made with heavy cream

 47 Bit of horse feed

 48 Word before "queen" or "race"

 49 Something simple, or a hint to the final words of 20-, 33- and 40-Across

 56 Vow

 57 Crew team's needs

 58 Send over the moon

 59 Tartan wearer

 60 Coating of frost

 61 Greeted and seated

 62 Hamilton's bills

 63 Joie de vivre

 64 Endures

DOWN

  1 Epic tale

  2 One is hidden in "orchestra pit"

  3 Heinie

  4 First victim of sibling rivalry

  5 Entered a kiddie pool

  6 Facing the pitcher

  7 Swamp beast, informally

  8 Ferret's furry relative

  9 Sandwich filling with mayonnaise

 10 Leo, for one

 11 "Piece of cake" or "easy as pie"

 12 Fortified wines

 13 Miss, in Mex.

 21 Quickly write

 25 Talk trash about

 26 Promote, as a product

 27 Nevada gambling destination

 28 Name that sounds like a car

 29 Messy battles in cafeterias

 30 Prague native

 31 Sunfish or moonfish

 33 Blues singer James

 34 Actress Spelling

 35 Astonishes

 36 Bad cut

 38 400 is the lowest one

 41 Pet with nine lives, they say

 42 Best in the marketplace?

 44 You might scribble on one

 45 Thanksgiving dinner ritual?

 46 Betray by snitching

 47 Mary-Kate or Ashley

 48 Verb with "thou"

 50 Painful precipitation

 51 Cookbook author Rombauer

 52 "Not guilty," for one

 53 Young fellows

 54 Quarreling

 55 Desires

Solution