puzzle

 ACROSS

  1 Border

  5 Two twos, for one

  9 Place for eyebrow threading

 12 Beginnings of ideas

 14 Academy Award nomination

 16 *They're in charge of landscaping

 18 "For me ..." online

 19 Calorie or kilogram, e.g.

 20 Genre to mosh to

 22 *They're in charge of routes

 26 Move quickly?

 27 Secluded valley

 28 Clumsy person

 30 "The Matrix" character who says "I know Kung Fu"

 31 Prefix for "gender"

 34 Affliction that rhymes with the affected body part

 35 Sound of rebuke

 36 *They're in charge of desserts

 39 www.spelman.___

 41 Must have

 42 Words exchanged at an altar

 43 Limb attached to a trunk

 44 Gossip that's "spilled"

 45 "Sacre ___!"

 49 A.O.C. and Ayanna Pressley, e.g.

 51 *They're in charge of syllabi

 56 Bread boxes?

 58 "Chopped" creation

 59 "Let's go, team!"

 60 Natural outcome, and something the people in the starred clues' answers attend to

 64 "Yeah, I guess"

 65 More arid

 66 Soccer goal attachment

 67 ___ is more

 68 Famous loch

DOWN

  1 Messy Halloween prank

  2 Skin-related

  3 Get into the music

  4 Bird that dingos prey on

  5 Theorize

  6 Invite for

  7 Diamonds, in slang

  8 "The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl" author Issa

  9 Contemptuous smile

 10 Black cats and blood moons, for some

 11 Facebook's primary revenue source

 13 Like a bug in a rug

 15 Tach reading

 17 "I just took a ___ test / Turns out I'm 100% ..." (Lizzo lyric)

 21 Style

 23 Ancient Peruvian

 24 Campus military grp.

 25 "Go stop in for a chat!"

 29 Chicken dinner?

 32 "___ it romantic?"

 33 Like a black diamond slope

 34 Name hidden in "oopsy daisy"

 36 Shooting guard's feint

 37 Caboose

 38 Watch chains

 39 "Folded" parts of a Scottish Fold cat

 40 "Not in a million years!"

 46 Country singer Morgan

 47 Wipes out

 48 They might show you to your seat

 50 Go after

 52 Litter box emanations

 53 High-pitched flutes

 54 "Exit full screen" key

 55 Equipped with footwear

 57 Where slop is served

 61 Subj. for some aspiring bilinguals

 62 Really regret

 63 Large coffee vessel

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